Functional chocolate
Goldie Functional Chocolate
4.7 · 139 reviews
5g creatine + functional cordyceps in a premium chocolate bar.
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Goldie is a food product, not a medicine. It is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. If you are pregnant, nursing, taking medication or managing a health condition, consult a healthcare professional before adding creatine or functional mushrooms to your routine.
Why Goldie
Nothing Weird
Just the stuff that belongs in a chocolate bar.
Actually Tastes Good
No chalky texture. No "healthy" aftertaste.
Made to Go Anywhere
Just unwrap and go.
Better Sourced
Better ingredients, sourced with more care.
The creatine
A full 5g. Per bar.
Creatine monohydrate at the amount printed on the wrapper — no proprietary blends, no fractional servings.
The cordyceps
Functional, not filler.
Cordyceps mushroom extract in every bar. Check the current product packaging for the exact amount and ingredient details.
three ways to try Goldie.
- + Natural Caffeine
raised the bar.
More of what you want. Less of what you don't.
Creatine
Strength, made simple.
The most researched, safe, and effective supplement. Increase muscle energy, boost performance, and support lean body mass.
Cordyceps
Function from fungi.
You are what you eat. Be high functioning. Featuring 3000mg of our signature cordyceps militaris blend.
Vitamins
Your daily essentials, built in.
Oh yeah, we added a multivitamin blend into the chocolate. It's never been done before. One less step to worry about in your day.
Cacao
Chocolate, from the source.
We are also tired of the additives. So we got rid of them. Just organic cacao and fair-trade cocoa butter. Finally.
Coconut Sugar
Keep the sweet stuff simple.
Indulge without worrying about refined cane sugar. An actual healthy snack without sugar alcohols or artificial sweeteners.
Goldie vs. the usual.
The best of both worlds.
One wrapped bar
The daily stack, simplified.
- Mixing
- 0
- Bar
- 1
- Price
- $4.37
Goldie
Built for repeat days.
- Creatine
- Functional Cordyceps
- Natural Caffeine
- Chocolate
- Ready Anywhere
The usual
More parts to remember.
- Powder + Shaker
- Vitamin Gummies
- Caffeine?
- Chocolate?
- On The Go?
Price
$100
How it fits your day.
- 01
Morning
With coffee, instead of a pastry.
- 02
Afternoon
The 3pm slump, handled with real chocolate.
- 03
Around training
Before or after — timing is flexible.
Goldie in the wild.
4.7
139 reviews
Exactly what I wanted in my bag
This is placeholder review copy for visual testing. The bar feels premium, tastes like real chocolate, and is easy to bring anywhere.
Chocolate that actually fits my routine
Temporary sample review for layout QA. I wanted to see how longer customer copy wraps inside the card and it still feels polished.
The easiest daily habit
Visual testing copy only. The flavor reads like chocolate first, then the functional ingredients feel like a bonus.
questions before your first box?
We don't blame you. There's a lot to be curious about.
Pick your pack.
$3.75 per bar on the Stock-Up Box.